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Who Dash Monkey Banana?
A man lost his job and his wife left him out of frustration. He decided to sell his furnitures to raise cash for visa. He gave an agent all he hard and they got him a visa to the US. On his arrival, the immigra...tion officers discovered that he had a fake visa and deported him. Upon deportation he went straight to the pastor and said;" Sir! Nothing is working."The pastor then asked him to write down what is not working. He made a long list and the pastor asked if he's sure that everything is not working. He replied with an affirmative yes. Then the pastor said ,let me ask you these questions to be sure;number1; Is your Mouth working? Why will you ask that pastor will I speak to you if it's not?number2 the Pastor asked;how many heart surgeries have you had?ha!non pastor.3:How many cylinder of Oxygen have you bought?4:Is your Leg working,5:Your liver?He shouted Pastor,all that is working and the pastor said; "I want to pray with you so that the first list that is not working be exchanged for the second list that is working. He said; No Pastor,Everything is working.
I grew up with this saying;"Who dash Monkey banana".A man is still breathing that's why house,cloths shoes,Job etc means anything to him. If you had been dead will you have the mouth to insult God that nothing is working?.
Some of us for example will be asked;"how is your job?" Oh! I'm just managing that #20,000 and God says;so you are not grateful that you have a job?the next day the person gets to work and he's fired.
There's Nothing that a man ask that he has not received. Situation acknowledge is situation perfected.
Who Dash Monkey Banana 2
Thanks Giving means 3things:
1)Examining;examine your life from january to December and you'll see that you might not be where you want to be but you are not where you use to be.
2)Consider;if I have lot anything,its because of God that I have not lost everything.
3)Recount;count your blessings,name them one by one.
Personally January this year,I was a single man,today I'm married to the best babe on earth.
January,We move into our new office,empty and no client to do business with,today people come in regularly.
From january till now,no single admission
In the hospital
January I was not married,talkless of having a seed,today,the seed is visible in my wife.
January till now,no single accident
The money I have never handled in my life,I handle it this year.
January I didn't know God like I have come to know now.
The list go on and on, in other not to be selfish I will leave the rest for you to write down what you are grateful for. Remember,what seems not enough,when you give thanks,it multiple. In John 6:11"Jesus took the loaves and when he had given thanks".After he have thanks the 2fish and 5loaves that was said not to be enough for 5,000 people multiplied so much that there was 12basket remaining. To be sincere,what is man?that we should complain. In. a few seconds the Governor of Kaduna and the person who was once given the job to protect the whole of Nigeria(NSA)couldn't protect himself as he died in a crash. Are you better than those people?Do you have better chance than them?Yes,that you are alive means you can be anybody .By chance,Jonathan Ebele attended a meeting some years ago and because they had shared all the post,remaining deputy Governor. He suddenly was picked as Deputy Governor which led to him being President today.You can become anything tomorrow,as long as you are alive. Can you start writing down Gods goodness .Na God dash you banana of life that makes you breath,if that's all you have,Thank Him.
A church member once rush to me crying that her mum had an accident and I asked her to give her mum the phone,I prayed with her and said; "In seven days time leave that hospital in good health".I told the daughter to keep thanking God. seven days after she walked out and she's still alive today. Give him thanks and write it down now,the things the lord has done.
I don't care what the Doctors report says;Your health will spring forth speedily in the name of Jesus christ. Situation acknowledge is situation perfected.
I have work with over 25 Orphanage,My Team are visiting another home today(Queen Esther Orphanage).Friends when you visit some of these homes,you will cry and praise God.Thank God for Little Saints Orphanage.We had about 20 kids from little saints who where part of our August camp meeting for spiritual and mental nourishment. But there are lot of Orphanage not known but need help. I ones saw a little beautiful girl of about 1year old that was abandoned in Eruobodo home. She is blind& crippled from Birth.If she is asked a request;Oh that I may see and walk will be her answer.You can walk &see yet you complain.Just lift up your hands &praise God for your life.You may not be where you want but you are not where you used to be. Feel Free to count your blessing like me and share them bellow.
Pastor Stephen Akintayo
@stephenakintayo BB:2283dc8f.
Facebook.com/akintayostephen
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Akintayo Stephen shared a link.
Who Dash Monkey Banana?
A man lost his job and his wife left him out of frustration. He decided to sell his furnitures to raise cash for visa. He gave an agent all he hard and they got him a visa to the US. On his arrival, the immigra...tion officers discovered that he had a fake visa and deported him. Upon deportation he went straight to the pastor and said;" Sir! Nothing is working."The pastor then asked him to write down what is not working. He made a long list and the pastor asked if he's sure that everything is not working. He replied with an affirmative yes. Then the pastor said ,let me ask you these questions to be sure;number1; Is your Mouth working? Why will you ask that pastor will I speak to you if it's not?number2 the Pastor asked;how many heart surgeries have you had?ha!non pastor.3:How many cylinder of Oxygen have you bought?4:Is your Leg working,5:Your liver?He shouted Pastor,all that is working and the pastor said; "I want to pray with you so that the first list that is not working be exchanged for the second list that is working. He said; No Pastor,Everything is working.
I grew up with this saying;"Who dash Monkey banana".A man is still breathing that's why house,cloths shoes,Job etc means anything to him. If you had been dead will you have the mouth to insult God that nothing is working?.
Some of us for example will be asked;"how is your job?" Oh! I'm just managing that #20,000 and God says;so you are not grateful that you have a job?the next day the person gets to work and he's fired.
There's Nothing that a man ask that he has not received. Situation acknowledge is situation perfected.
Who Dash Monkey Banana 2
Thanks Giving means 3things:
1)Examining;examine your life from january to December and you'll see that you might not be where you want to be but you are not where you use to be.
2)Consider;if I have lot anything,its because of God that I have not lost everything.
3)Recount;count your blessings,name them one by one.
Personally January this year,I was a single man,today I'm married to the best babe on earth.
January,We move into our new office,empty and no client to do business with,today people come in regularly.
From january till now,no single admission
In the hospital
January I was not married,talkless of having a seed,today,the seed is visible in my wife.
January till now,no single accident
The money I have never handled in my life,I handle it this year.
January I didn't know God like I have come to know now.
The list go on and on, in other not to be selfish I will leave the rest for you to write down what you are grateful for. Remember,what seems not enough,when you give thanks,it multiple. In John 6:11"Jesus took the loaves and when he had given thanks".After he have thanks the 2fish and 5loaves that was said not to be enough for 5,000 people multiplied so much that there was 12basket remaining. To be sincere,what is man?that we should complain. In. a few seconds the Governor of Kaduna and the person who was once given the job to protect the whole of Nigeria(NSA)couldn't protect himself as he died in a crash. Are you better than those people?Do you have better chance than them?Yes,that you are alive means you can be anybody .By chance,Jonathan Ebele attended a meeting some years ago and because they had shared all the post,remaining deputy Governor. He suddenly was picked as Deputy Governor which led to him being President today.You can become anything tomorrow,as long as you are alive. Can you start writing down Gods goodness .Na God dash you banana of life that makes you breath,if that's all you have,Thank Him.
A church member once rush to me crying that her mum had an accident and I asked her to give her mum the phone,I prayed with her and said; "In seven days time leave that hospital in good health".I told the daughter to keep thanking God. seven days after she walked out and she's still alive today. Give him thanks and write it down now,the things the lord has done.
I don't care what the Doctors report says;Your health will spring forth speedily in the name of Jesus christ. Situation acknowledge is situation perfected.
I have work with over 25 Orphanage,My Team are visiting another home today(Queen Esther Orphanage).Friends when you visit some of these homes,you will cry and praise God.Thank God for Little Saints Orphanage.We had about 20 kids from little saints who where part of our August camp meeting for spiritual and mental nourishment. But there are lot of Orphanage not known but need help. I ones saw a little beautiful girl of about 1year old that was abandoned in Eruobodo home. She is blind& crippled from Birth.If she is asked a request;Oh that I may see and walk will be her answer.You can walk &see yet you complain.Just lift up your hands &praise God for your life.You may not be where you want but you are not where you used to be. Feel Free to count your blessing like me and share them bellow.
Pastor Stephen Akintayo
@stephenakintayo BB:2283dc8f.
Facebook.com/akintayostephen
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A man lost his job and his wife left him out of frustration. He decided to sell his furnitures to raise cash for visa. He gave an agent all he hard and they got him a visa to the US. On his arrival, the immigra...tion officers discovered that he had a fake visa and deported him. Upon deportation he went straight to the pastor and said;" Sir! Nothing is working."The pastor then asked him to write down what is not working. He made a long list and the pastor asked if he's sure that everything is not working. He replied with an affirmative yes. Then the pastor said ,let me ask you these questions to be sure;number1; Is your Mouth working? Why will you ask that pastor will I speak to you if it's not?number2 the Pastor asked;how many heart surgeries have you had?ha!non pastor.3:How many cylinder of Oxygen have you bought?4:Is your Leg working,5:Your liver?He shouted Pastor,all that is working and the pastor said; "I want to pray with you so that the first list that is not working be exchanged for the second list that is working. He said; No Pastor,Everything is working.
I grew up with this saying;"Who dash Monkey banana".A man is still breathing that's why house,cloths shoes,Job etc means anything to him. If you had been dead will you have the mouth to insult God that nothing is working?.
Some of us for example will be asked;"how is your job?" Oh! I'm just managing that #20,000 and God says;so you are not grateful that you have a job?the next day the person gets to work and he's fired.
There's Nothing that a man ask that he has not received. Situation acknowledge is situation perfected.
Who Dash Monkey Banana 2
Thanks Giving means 3things:
1)Examining;examine your life from january to December and you'll see that you might not be where you want to be but you are not where you use to be.
2)Consider;if I have lot anything,its because of God that I have not lost everything.
3)Recount;count your blessings,name them one by one.
Personally January this year,I was a single man,today I'm married to the best babe on earth.
January,We move into our new office,empty and no client to do business with,today people come in regularly.
From january till now,no single admission
In the hospital
January I was not married,talkless of having a seed,today,the seed is visible in my wife.
January till now,no single accident
The money I have never handled in my life,I handle it this year.
January I didn't know God like I have come to know now.
The list go on and on, in other not to be selfish I will leave the rest for you to write down what you are grateful for. Remember,what seems not enough,when you give thanks,it multiple. In John 6:11"Jesus took the loaves and when he had given thanks".After he have thanks the 2fish and 5loaves that was said not to be enough for 5,000 people multiplied so much that there was 12basket remaining. To be sincere,what is man?that we should complain. In. a few seconds the Governor of Kaduna and the person who was once given the job to protect the whole of Nigeria(NSA)couldn't protect himself as he died in a crash. Are you better than those people?Do you have better chance than them?Yes,that you are alive means you can be anybody .By chance,Jonathan Ebele attended a meeting some years ago and because they had shared all the post,remaining deputy Governor. He suddenly was picked as Deputy Governor which led to him being President today.You can become anything tomorrow,as long as you are alive. Can you start writing down Gods goodness .Na God dash you banana of life that makes you breath,if that's all you have,Thank Him.
A church member once rush to me crying that her mum had an accident and I asked her to give her mum the phone,I prayed with her and said; "In seven days time leave that hospital in good health".I told the daughter to keep thanking God. seven days after she walked out and she's still alive today. Give him thanks and write it down now,the things the lord has done.
I don't care what the Doctors report says;Your health will spring forth speedily in the name of Jesus christ. Situation acknowledge is situation perfected.
I have work with over 25 Orphanage,My Team are visiting another home today(Queen Esther Orphanage).Friends when you visit some of these homes,you will cry and praise God.Thank God for Little Saints Orphanage.We had about 20 kids from little saints who where part of our August camp meeting for spiritual and mental nourishment. But there are lot of Orphanage not known but need help. I ones saw a little beautiful girl of about 1year old that was abandoned in Eruobodo home. She is blind& crippled from Birth.If she is asked a request;Oh that I may see and walk will be her answer.You can walk &see yet you complain.Just lift up your hands &praise God for your life.You may not be where you want but you are not where you used to be. Feel Free to count your blessing like me and share them bellow.
Pastor Stephen Akintayo
@stephenakintayo BB:2283dc8f.
Facebook.com/akintayostephen
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